Pk in style

Today was having a meeting with the XX technologies company representative. I wasn't aware when I seat myself that I nearly tripped the laptop wire and fell. Luckily I didn't or the RM60k high tech thingy, laptop, projector and coffee will gonna fell together with me...

Damn pai seh wey... The people must have think why this so call pr is so retarded.

The other day I almost tripped on my own shoe and pk while heading to the lift after we had done with the Olympus interview. Damn swear! Some more have to pretend nothing happen in front of the cute looking marketing manager and the rest!! &^%%$#

In future I really gotta practice hard on 'how to pk in style' so that I don't look awkward. So which position you think is more graceful and sexy? Fall down hard on my butt? Leaning backward or forward? Seducing way of falling down or how??